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This was created by Doc Paterson, I stumbled across it on an old deviantART account. I didn't want it to be lost forever so I have committed it here, hopefully someone enjoys reading these.
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Source: http://doc-paterson.deviantart.com/journal/?offset=
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Found Poetry: Comments and Arguments from the Wesnoth Forums. (Part One)
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Here are a few comments from various non-native-english-speakers, made on the wesnoth.org forums. I find them very funny, but also, at times, evocative and striking.
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* * * * *
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"They Been With Dragons"
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They been with dragons
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and attack me
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from deep water
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and they lose
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Where advantage
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for dragons or water unit?
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They all lose...
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* * * * *
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"Distant Theory"
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I played more times
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and I known what I'm say
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but you
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did not play and tell me
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a distant theory
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without confirmation in practice
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* * * * *
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"The Secret Sanctuary" (This fellow was complaining about the supposedly unnecessarily strict moderation on the Wesnoth site, and claimed that it was much worse than other forums that he frequented. When asked which forums these were, he responded: )
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I will not tell you my corner
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where threads don't get locked
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because of
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mostly no reason
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because I dont want
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your hostile disease
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to spread all over the world.
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I prefer that corner to remain hidden
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without your noses.
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