diff --git a/AK/kmalloc.h b/AK/kmalloc.h
index 0a8a220045a147ac692f6467e085393c281c027b..b60539da5982680e29ecadd4c352947cf52db3d2 100644
--- a/AK/kmalloc.h
+++ b/AK/kmalloc.h
@@ -38,17 +38,6 @@ inline size_t malloc_good_size(size_t size) { return size; }
 #    endif
 #endif
 
-#ifdef KERNEL
-#    define AK_MAKE_ETERNAL                                               \
-    public:                                                               \
-        void* operator new(size_t size) { return kmalloc_eternal(size); } \
-        void operator delete(void*, size_t) { VERIFY_NOT_REACHED(); }     \
-                                                                          \
-    private:
-#else
-#    define AK_MAKE_ETERNAL
-#endif
-
 using std::nothrow;
 
 inline void* kmalloc_array(Checked<size_t> a, Checked<size_t> b)
diff --git a/Kernel/Bus/USB/USBManagement.h b/Kernel/Bus/USB/USBManagement.h
index 0219c13350ede5df50a2ce74d6a05d1aa4c70a50..b275facc8ed6f3b753930933dbb11a4560a863d3 100644
--- a/Kernel/Bus/USB/USBManagement.h
+++ b/Kernel/Bus/USB/USBManagement.h
@@ -13,7 +13,6 @@
 namespace Kernel::USB {
 
 class USBManagement {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL;
 
 public:
     USBManagement();
diff --git a/Kernel/CommandLine.h b/Kernel/CommandLine.h
index e6b29f38a42153d2dbcd76b8fc731a24c450827c..fe373d519a46ab613ba50ca7568f16ef8c402281 100644
--- a/Kernel/CommandLine.h
+++ b/Kernel/CommandLine.h
@@ -42,7 +42,6 @@ enum class AHCIResetMode {
 };
 
 class CommandLine {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL;
 
 public:
     static void early_initialize(const char* cmd_line);
diff --git a/Kernel/Devices/ConsoleDevice.h b/Kernel/Devices/ConsoleDevice.h
index 0309e28ff0a206f493922b6623ebed40d888ad11..1c2e05fae8ec60391e684d3d0d8d6a54f8ec01a3 100644
--- a/Kernel/Devices/ConsoleDevice.h
+++ b/Kernel/Devices/ConsoleDevice.h
@@ -13,7 +13,6 @@
 namespace Kernel {
 
 class ConsoleDevice final : public CharacterDevice {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL
     friend class DeviceManagement;
 
 public:
diff --git a/Kernel/Devices/DeviceManagement.h b/Kernel/Devices/DeviceManagement.h
index 9055ce126e20334a288f788d790f7ebc5ca0f7ca..18431232fd9254793abefd7e682b47dad1fef2c9 100644
--- a/Kernel/Devices/DeviceManagement.h
+++ b/Kernel/Devices/DeviceManagement.h
@@ -24,7 +24,6 @@
 namespace Kernel {
 
 class DeviceManagement {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL;
 
 public:
     DeviceManagement();
diff --git a/Kernel/Devices/FullDevice.h b/Kernel/Devices/FullDevice.h
index b9ae0432b7c5a1217939fbc86dcd03c4e6b0453c..e7a5412ef68101693e1ee3c4b6bd529c11adfa75 100644
--- a/Kernel/Devices/FullDevice.h
+++ b/Kernel/Devices/FullDevice.h
@@ -11,7 +11,6 @@
 namespace Kernel {
 
 class FullDevice final : public CharacterDevice {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL
     friend class DeviceManagement;
 
 public:
diff --git a/Kernel/Devices/HID/HIDManagement.h b/Kernel/Devices/HID/HIDManagement.h
index 667acd7cf1f27310a433c5494e28ec33c6641b04..e5a48442a81827af03da558a85db6f5099c98faa 100644
--- a/Kernel/Devices/HID/HIDManagement.h
+++ b/Kernel/Devices/HID/HIDManagement.h
@@ -31,7 +31,6 @@ class KeyboardClient;
 class HIDManagement {
     friend class KeyboardDevice;
     friend class MouseDevice;
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL;
 
 public:
     HIDManagement();
diff --git a/Kernel/Devices/KCOVDevice.h b/Kernel/Devices/KCOVDevice.h
index 3535752c717a6910eef345397f106153674cc1c6..2977704b9a64799539be7ba737214032bae1061d 100644
--- a/Kernel/Devices/KCOVDevice.h
+++ b/Kernel/Devices/KCOVDevice.h
@@ -11,7 +11,6 @@
 
 namespace Kernel {
 class KCOVDevice final : public BlockDevice {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL
     friend class DeviceManagement;
 
 public:
diff --git a/Kernel/Devices/MemoryDevice.h b/Kernel/Devices/MemoryDevice.h
index 568899ad19a8e1f7c27c6689b9fd13de4aeb1435..3e88b998392b27490e2a35939c6611c44cf8786d 100644
--- a/Kernel/Devices/MemoryDevice.h
+++ b/Kernel/Devices/MemoryDevice.h
@@ -13,7 +13,6 @@
 namespace Kernel {
 
 class MemoryDevice final : public CharacterDevice {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL
     friend class DeviceManagement;
 
 public:
diff --git a/Kernel/Devices/NullDevice.h b/Kernel/Devices/NullDevice.h
index e95c0cd51f72541ac584f1528843571c62b15c82..661c3deab4ce027968981f0b26f3858b1bb1acfd 100644
--- a/Kernel/Devices/NullDevice.h
+++ b/Kernel/Devices/NullDevice.h
@@ -11,7 +11,6 @@
 namespace Kernel {
 
 class NullDevice final : public CharacterDevice {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL
     friend class DeviceManagement;
 
 public:
diff --git a/Kernel/Devices/PCISerialDevice.cpp b/Kernel/Devices/PCISerialDevice.cpp
index c89d80427fd933cf5ce6b866df3a65d8c2e1ae3f..765808876924031de81fc35011ceb49607631e3d 100644
--- a/Kernel/Devices/PCISerialDevice.cpp
+++ b/Kernel/Devices/PCISerialDevice.cpp
@@ -30,7 +30,7 @@ UNMAP_AFTER_INIT void PCISerialDevice::detect()
                 // If this is the first port of the first pci serial device, store it as the debug PCI serial port (TODO: Make this configurable somehow?)
                 if (!is_available())
                     s_the = serial_device;
-                // NOTE: We intentionally leak the reference to serial_device here, as it is eternal
+                // NOTE: We intentionally leak the reference to serial_device here.
             }
 
             dmesgln("PCISerialDevice: Found {} @ {}", board_definition.name, device_identifier.address());
diff --git a/Kernel/Devices/PCISerialDevice.h b/Kernel/Devices/PCISerialDevice.h
index c36a26f84c21e0f126cae181508b9f535e140b97..f92ef97ab830d6dfd8f92936decc8b5496a6f5c6 100644
--- a/Kernel/Devices/PCISerialDevice.h
+++ b/Kernel/Devices/PCISerialDevice.h
@@ -14,7 +14,6 @@
 namespace Kernel {
 
 class PCISerialDevice {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL
 public:
     static void detect();
     static SerialDevice& the();
diff --git a/Kernel/Devices/RandomDevice.h b/Kernel/Devices/RandomDevice.h
index cd1ebc08f83e7c9472658868851066ff78ad190d..2e6639c7a6c40b48f59e1801906991466a39811a 100644
--- a/Kernel/Devices/RandomDevice.h
+++ b/Kernel/Devices/RandomDevice.h
@@ -11,7 +11,6 @@
 namespace Kernel {
 
 class RandomDevice final : public CharacterDevice {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL
     friend class DeviceManagement;
 
 public:
diff --git a/Kernel/Devices/SerialDevice.h b/Kernel/Devices/SerialDevice.h
index 221597f4ab59733ebc8ad8811f373e8d4ddd3fe9..84f8c968a1513ee14c77ff7d6be98d25f9aa0462 100644
--- a/Kernel/Devices/SerialDevice.h
+++ b/Kernel/Devices/SerialDevice.h
@@ -12,7 +12,6 @@
 namespace Kernel {
 
 class SerialDevice final : public CharacterDevice {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL
     friend class DeviceManagement;
 
 public:
diff --git a/Kernel/Devices/VMWareBackdoor.h b/Kernel/Devices/VMWareBackdoor.h
index c8fd80bf35521b323fb6a921f76b814c805fe34b..a76aa8d8a2f8acaffee89ef1310c150df244d9ae 100644
--- a/Kernel/Devices/VMWareBackdoor.h
+++ b/Kernel/Devices/VMWareBackdoor.h
@@ -39,7 +39,6 @@ struct VMWareCommand {
 };
 
 class VMWareBackdoor {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL;
 
 public:
     VMWareBackdoor();
diff --git a/Kernel/Devices/ZeroDevice.h b/Kernel/Devices/ZeroDevice.h
index d5c627d14182deec30652fbc506b61d4ad8bd931..07f19ef29e5769a1e77995c968549412917cbd21 100644
--- a/Kernel/Devices/ZeroDevice.h
+++ b/Kernel/Devices/ZeroDevice.h
@@ -11,7 +11,6 @@
 namespace Kernel {
 
 class ZeroDevice final : public CharacterDevice {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL
     friend class DeviceManagement;
 
 public:
diff --git a/Kernel/FileSystem/VirtualFileSystem.h b/Kernel/FileSystem/VirtualFileSystem.h
index edecba50e82c55357c73eba0a0f1a04c876ec34f..bee3f1504fbf5a028758e87eddbd6ef8d7747741 100644
--- a/Kernel/FileSystem/VirtualFileSystem.h
+++ b/Kernel/FileSystem/VirtualFileSystem.h
@@ -33,7 +33,6 @@ struct UidAndGid {
 };
 
 class VirtualFileSystem {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL
 public:
     // Required to be at least 8 by POSIX
     // https://pubs.opengroup.org/onlinepubs/9699919799/basedefs/limits.h.html
diff --git a/Kernel/GlobalProcessExposed.cpp b/Kernel/GlobalProcessExposed.cpp
index 284975ab28b8765c195e631bcd16ad4c70304322..245b57184ea3cb2eb257dd07c832f5fbdcef5e8f 100644
--- a/Kernel/GlobalProcessExposed.cpp
+++ b/Kernel/GlobalProcessExposed.cpp
@@ -403,7 +403,6 @@ private:
         JsonObjectSerializer<KBufferBuilder> json { builder };
         json.add("kmalloc_allocated", stats.bytes_allocated);
         json.add("kmalloc_available", stats.bytes_free);
-        json.add("kmalloc_eternal_allocated", stats.bytes_eternal);
         json.add("user_physical_allocated", system_memory.user_physical_pages_used);
         json.add("user_physical_available", system_memory.user_physical_pages - system_memory.user_physical_pages_used);
         json.add("user_physical_committed", system_memory.user_physical_pages_committed);
diff --git a/Kernel/Graphics/Bochs/GraphicsAdapter.h b/Kernel/Graphics/Bochs/GraphicsAdapter.h
index d700f4c6553a644f8d7b99e92e68a29824bcdd49..550d490980ef663bcf87364e14fde64daa9519a9 100644
--- a/Kernel/Graphics/Bochs/GraphicsAdapter.h
+++ b/Kernel/Graphics/Bochs/GraphicsAdapter.h
@@ -21,7 +21,6 @@ struct BochsDisplayMMIORegisters;
 
 class BochsGraphicsAdapter final : public GenericGraphicsAdapter
     , public PCI::Device {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL
     friend class GraphicsManagement;
 
 private:
diff --git a/Kernel/Graphics/FramebufferDevice.h b/Kernel/Graphics/FramebufferDevice.h
index 4f79140e356eb4d61dfc2bd9e4a91df9ac69d5de..a81f2d10117241c1aebb9385b76261c6583ac514 100644
--- a/Kernel/Graphics/FramebufferDevice.h
+++ b/Kernel/Graphics/FramebufferDevice.h
@@ -17,7 +17,6 @@
 namespace Kernel {
 
 class FramebufferDevice final : public GenericFramebufferDevice {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL
     friend class DeviceManagement;
 
 public:
diff --git a/Kernel/Graphics/GenericFramebufferDevice.h b/Kernel/Graphics/GenericFramebufferDevice.h
index f1aca10fd8b92c84ddbc5d644f97ebc96d896621..93435221bb3714dc16e68305e9a1979930d3d4bf 100644
--- a/Kernel/Graphics/GenericFramebufferDevice.h
+++ b/Kernel/Graphics/GenericFramebufferDevice.h
@@ -16,7 +16,6 @@
 namespace Kernel {
 
 class GenericFramebufferDevice : public BlockDevice {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL
     friend class DeviceManagement;
 
 public:
diff --git a/Kernel/Graphics/GraphicsManagement.h b/Kernel/Graphics/GraphicsManagement.h
index 55881588636042dfc0a1c6afb8e307ec2ed2d28d..a89166c56e4c90cd8f37552558e2708c04dae046 100644
--- a/Kernel/Graphics/GraphicsManagement.h
+++ b/Kernel/Graphics/GraphicsManagement.h
@@ -27,7 +27,6 @@ class GraphicsManagement {
     friend class IntelNativeGraphicsAdapter;
     friend class VGACompatibleAdapter;
     friend class Graphics::VirtIOGPU::GraphicsAdapter;
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL
 
 public:
     static GraphicsManagement& the();
diff --git a/Kernel/Graphics/Intel/NativeGraphicsAdapter.h b/Kernel/Graphics/Intel/NativeGraphicsAdapter.h
index d0864e30c6e6fdc8284f5fcbce320222898a1d03..3aa0200b854fb1582edfdd8e1baebd995291bb26 100644
--- a/Kernel/Graphics/Intel/NativeGraphicsAdapter.h
+++ b/Kernel/Graphics/Intel/NativeGraphicsAdapter.h
@@ -47,7 +47,6 @@ enum RegisterIndex {
 
 class IntelNativeGraphicsAdapter final
     : public VGACompatibleAdapter {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL
 public:
     struct PLLSettings {
         bool is_valid() const { return (n != 0 && m1 != 0 && m2 != 0 && p1 != 0 && p2 != 0); }
diff --git a/Kernel/Graphics/VGACompatibleAdapter.h b/Kernel/Graphics/VGACompatibleAdapter.h
index 7ee2b144a59c4978cf1006299e739af1224fa08a..efbe53e47a47f0218b67c4bf0be64f39b68d0f09 100644
--- a/Kernel/Graphics/VGACompatibleAdapter.h
+++ b/Kernel/Graphics/VGACompatibleAdapter.h
@@ -17,7 +17,6 @@ namespace Kernel {
 
 class VGACompatibleAdapter : public GenericGraphicsAdapter
     , public PCI::Device {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL
 public:
     static NonnullRefPtr<VGACompatibleAdapter> initialize_with_preset_resolution(PCI::DeviceIdentifier const&, PhysicalAddress, size_t framebuffer_width, size_t framebuffer_height, size_t framebuffer_pitch);
     static NonnullRefPtr<VGACompatibleAdapter> initialize(PCI::DeviceIdentifier const&);
diff --git a/Kernel/Graphics/VirtIOGPU/GraphicsAdapter.h b/Kernel/Graphics/VirtIOGPU/GraphicsAdapter.h
index 95ae267eed4b1faa8f5cd30af49f6b6746ee0a59..2dd0a1ad5705fa93ee4af80f2f02f6596bdadbe3 100644
--- a/Kernel/Graphics/VirtIOGPU/GraphicsAdapter.h
+++ b/Kernel/Graphics/VirtIOGPU/GraphicsAdapter.h
@@ -35,7 +35,6 @@ class FramebufferDevice;
 class GraphicsAdapter final
     : public GenericGraphicsAdapter
     , public VirtIO::Device {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL
     friend class FramebufferDevice;
 
 public:
diff --git a/Kernel/Heap/kmalloc.cpp b/Kernel/Heap/kmalloc.cpp
index 1d82053781dec88e7bcbb004d01ef64da1e27d7e..68443886fde2510ec31f1345ceceb6b2d9d06e5b 100644
--- a/Kernel/Heap/kmalloc.cpp
+++ b/Kernel/Heap/kmalloc.cpp
@@ -29,7 +29,6 @@ static constexpr size_t CHUNK_SIZE = 64;
 #endif
 
 #define POOL_SIZE (2 * MiB)
-#define ETERNAL_RANGE_SIZE (4 * MiB)
 
 namespace std {
 const nothrow_t nothrow;
@@ -307,18 +306,13 @@ READONLY_AFTER_INIT static KmallocGlobalData* g_kmalloc_global;
 alignas(KmallocGlobalData) static u8 g_kmalloc_global_heap[sizeof(KmallocGlobalData)];
 
 // Treat the heap as logically separate from .bss
-__attribute__((section(".heap"))) static u8 kmalloc_eternal_heap[ETERNAL_RANGE_SIZE];
 __attribute__((section(".heap"))) static u8 kmalloc_pool_heap[POOL_SIZE];
 
-static size_t g_kmalloc_bytes_eternal = 0;
 static size_t g_kmalloc_call_count;
 static size_t g_kfree_call_count;
 static size_t g_nested_kfree_calls;
 bool g_dump_kmalloc_stacks;
 
-static u8* s_next_eternal_ptr;
-READONLY_AFTER_INIT static u8* s_end_of_eternal_range;
-
 void kmalloc_enable_expand()
 {
     g_kmalloc_global->enable_expansion();
@@ -335,28 +329,10 @@ static inline void kmalloc_verify_nospinlock_held()
 UNMAP_AFTER_INIT void kmalloc_init()
 {
     // Zero out heap since it's placed after end_of_kernel_bss.
-    memset(kmalloc_eternal_heap, 0, sizeof(kmalloc_eternal_heap));
     memset(kmalloc_pool_heap, 0, sizeof(kmalloc_pool_heap));
     g_kmalloc_global = new (g_kmalloc_global_heap) KmallocGlobalData(kmalloc_pool_heap, sizeof(kmalloc_pool_heap));
 
     s_lock.initialize();
-
-    s_next_eternal_ptr = kmalloc_eternal_heap;
-    s_end_of_eternal_range = s_next_eternal_ptr + sizeof(kmalloc_eternal_heap);
-}
-
-void* kmalloc_eternal(size_t size)
-{
-    kmalloc_verify_nospinlock_held();
-
-    size = round_up_to_power_of_two(size, sizeof(void*));
-
-    SpinlockLocker lock(s_lock);
-    void* ptr = s_next_eternal_ptr;
-    s_next_eternal_ptr += size;
-    VERIFY(s_next_eternal_ptr < s_end_of_eternal_range);
-    g_kmalloc_bytes_eternal += size;
-    return ptr;
 }
 
 void* kmalloc(size_t size)
@@ -493,7 +469,6 @@ void get_kmalloc_stats(kmalloc_stats& stats)
     SpinlockLocker lock(s_lock);
     stats.bytes_allocated = g_kmalloc_global->allocated_bytes();
     stats.bytes_free = g_kmalloc_global->free_bytes();
-    stats.bytes_eternal = g_kmalloc_bytes_eternal;
     stats.kmalloc_call_count = g_kmalloc_call_count;
     stats.kfree_call_count = g_kfree_call_count;
 }
diff --git a/Kernel/Heap/kmalloc.h b/Kernel/Heap/kmalloc.h
index c91bb28446aed41bcc69e34988a7427a17dfc783..5cff42f1463d31351b34f5759284b612a57d6500 100644
--- a/Kernel/Heap/kmalloc.h
+++ b/Kernel/Heap/kmalloc.h
@@ -39,14 +39,12 @@ enum class align_val_t : size_t {};
 };
 
 void kmalloc_init();
-[[gnu::malloc, gnu::returns_nonnull, gnu::alloc_size(1)]] void* kmalloc_eternal(size_t);
 
 void kfree_sized(void*, size_t);
 
 struct kmalloc_stats {
     size_t bytes_allocated;
     size_t bytes_free;
-    size_t bytes_eternal;
     size_t kmalloc_call_count;
     size_t kfree_call_count;
 };
diff --git a/Kernel/KSyms.cpp b/Kernel/KSyms.cpp
index e686f8f577a07bdf3da88f361a96d5a8e16f88ce..171528c0be0dd89bb7808c8d4d75575278a7eb42 100644
--- a/Kernel/KSyms.cpp
+++ b/Kernel/KSyms.cpp
@@ -65,7 +65,7 @@ UNMAP_AFTER_INIT static void load_kernel_symbols_from_data(Bytes buffer)
 
     for (size_t i = 0; i < 8; ++i)
         s_symbol_count = (s_symbol_count << 4) | parse_hex_digit(*(bufptr++));
-    s_symbols = static_cast<KernelSymbol*>(kmalloc_eternal(sizeof(KernelSymbol) * s_symbol_count));
+    s_symbols = static_cast<KernelSymbol*>(kmalloc(sizeof(KernelSymbol) * s_symbol_count));
     ++bufptr; // skip newline
 
     dmesgln("Loading kernel symbol table...");
diff --git a/Kernel/Memory/MemoryManager.h b/Kernel/Memory/MemoryManager.h
index ccf058fc548e65fe2b3d8505a3a84688f55bfe48..4fc46ea2c9db411b25d4c4168a1630a9ea7ab64d 100644
--- a/Kernel/Memory/MemoryManager.h
+++ b/Kernel/Memory/MemoryManager.h
@@ -137,7 +137,6 @@ private:
 };
 
 class MemoryManager {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL
     friend class PageDirectory;
     friend class AnonymousVMObject;
     friend class Region;
diff --git a/Kernel/Memory/PhysicalRegion.h b/Kernel/Memory/PhysicalRegion.h
index 2de2b2f3ae66bfaeaff0041caac2b9b25b2aecec..19c527f7f1b17647a3f79381d438c3c808809164 100644
--- a/Kernel/Memory/PhysicalRegion.h
+++ b/Kernel/Memory/PhysicalRegion.h
@@ -13,7 +13,6 @@
 namespace Kernel::Memory {
 
 class PhysicalRegion {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL;
     AK_MAKE_NONCOPYABLE(PhysicalRegion);
     AK_MAKE_NONMOVABLE(PhysicalRegion);
 
diff --git a/Kernel/Memory/PhysicalZone.h b/Kernel/Memory/PhysicalZone.h
index 5f0a2fae1e1a1dcf149007906996005719241b4a..964d642b6270803b6f7e1690005a334e1f96aaf2 100644
--- a/Kernel/Memory/PhysicalZone.h
+++ b/Kernel/Memory/PhysicalZone.h
@@ -17,7 +17,6 @@ namespace Kernel::Memory {
 // The allocator uses a buddy block scheme internally.
 
 class PhysicalZone {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL;
     AK_MAKE_NONCOPYABLE(PhysicalZone);
     AK_MAKE_NONMOVABLE(PhysicalZone);
 
diff --git a/Kernel/Net/LoopbackAdapter.h b/Kernel/Net/LoopbackAdapter.h
index b4352fc3f92b2d23f3bb6f34baf5225c169c78db..20b50cf5e47e008f48b106555525617125c3a3c2 100644
--- a/Kernel/Net/LoopbackAdapter.h
+++ b/Kernel/Net/LoopbackAdapter.h
@@ -11,8 +11,6 @@
 namespace Kernel {
 
 class LoopbackAdapter final : public NetworkAdapter {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL
-
 private:
     LoopbackAdapter(NonnullOwnPtr<KString>);
 
diff --git a/Kernel/Net/NetworkingManagement.h b/Kernel/Net/NetworkingManagement.h
index f2feb641fd7d0a9cc81611f6ded41d2d3ed2e1a9..78c55e5beab573e4836dad5bffaa323d6be46402 100644
--- a/Kernel/Net/NetworkingManagement.h
+++ b/Kernel/Net/NetworkingManagement.h
@@ -20,7 +20,6 @@ namespace Kernel {
 class NetworkAdapter;
 class NetworkingManagement {
     friend class NetworkAdapter;
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL
 
 public:
     static NetworkingManagement& the();
diff --git a/Kernel/Random.h b/Kernel/Random.h
index dc7ae70436fe6b5e6342f4cf723890877558d282..e5f4a61fd60f6f55a8ab5ab0e6c035fac0770a4d 100644
--- a/Kernel/Random.h
+++ b/Kernel/Random.h
@@ -120,7 +120,6 @@ private:
 };
 
 class KernelRng : public FortunaPRNG<Crypto::Cipher::AESCipher, Crypto::Hash::SHA256, 256> {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL;
 
 public:
     KernelRng();
diff --git a/Kernel/Storage/ATA/AHCIController.h b/Kernel/Storage/ATA/AHCIController.h
index 726696949d9e22a47f8bf31e8e215801004b6123..f59603a1f1c6af21cea40ec24d589a9bc80f9daa 100644
--- a/Kernel/Storage/ATA/AHCIController.h
+++ b/Kernel/Storage/ATA/AHCIController.h
@@ -23,7 +23,7 @@ class AHCIController final : public ATAController
     , public PCI::Device {
     friend class AHCIPortHandler;
     friend class AHCIPort;
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL
+
 public:
     UNMAP_AFTER_INIT static NonnullRefPtr<AHCIController> initialize(PCI::DeviceIdentifier const& pci_device_identifier);
     virtual ~AHCIController() override;
diff --git a/Kernel/Storage/ATA/IDEChannel.h b/Kernel/Storage/ATA/IDEChannel.h
index ec14e00f7d0d1c8a090e86f3ed911013135273d9..65dc804f8a6f81bd0560e9d42c39ee9651f970cb 100644
--- a/Kernel/Storage/ATA/IDEChannel.h
+++ b/Kernel/Storage/ATA/IDEChannel.h
@@ -37,7 +37,7 @@ class IDEController;
 class IDEChannel : public RefCounted<IDEChannel>
     , public IRQHandler {
     friend class IDEController;
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL
+
 public:
     enum class ChannelType : u8 {
         Primary,
diff --git a/Kernel/Storage/ATA/IDEController.h b/Kernel/Storage/ATA/IDEController.h
index cea3540e9fab3b9adb989597b13c87c9f1d99646..f1f49c5baaadfccc3bce2fac2e56b6709339b1a2 100644
--- a/Kernel/Storage/ATA/IDEController.h
+++ b/Kernel/Storage/ATA/IDEController.h
@@ -19,7 +19,6 @@ class AsyncBlockDeviceRequest;
 
 class IDEController final : public ATAController
     , public PCI::Device {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL
 public:
     static NonnullRefPtr<IDEController> initialize(PCI::DeviceIdentifier const&, bool force_pio);
     virtual ~IDEController() override;
diff --git a/Kernel/Storage/RamdiskController.h b/Kernel/Storage/RamdiskController.h
index e15a834444250d2b40bb87075bab39c522ba5895..28a09816f706b8a86070694b80171265c80274f2 100644
--- a/Kernel/Storage/RamdiskController.h
+++ b/Kernel/Storage/RamdiskController.h
@@ -18,7 +18,6 @@ namespace Kernel {
 class AsyncBlockDeviceRequest;
 
 class RamdiskController final : public StorageController {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL
 public:
 public:
     static NonnullRefPtr<RamdiskController> initialize();
diff --git a/Kernel/Storage/RamdiskDevice.h b/Kernel/Storage/RamdiskDevice.h
index 235bed1b7b9e6780e10f867c4b23a5aef5c9502c..7d611cfdc9c2063fefe18d01e376baa983133b3e 100644
--- a/Kernel/Storage/RamdiskDevice.h
+++ b/Kernel/Storage/RamdiskDevice.h
@@ -16,7 +16,7 @@ class RamdiskController;
 class RamdiskDevice final : public StorageDevice {
     friend class RamdiskController;
     friend class DeviceManagement;
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL
+
 public:
     static NonnullRefPtr<RamdiskDevice> create(const RamdiskController&, NonnullOwnPtr<Memory::Region>&& region, int major, int minor);
     virtual ~RamdiskDevice() override;
diff --git a/Kernel/Storage/StorageController.h b/Kernel/Storage/StorageController.h
index 49f2657aa6eff8484920f8bb2bac99b0e33c18bb..e99674abdf6017b99b110bedd780a78784db5eb8 100644
--- a/Kernel/Storage/StorageController.h
+++ b/Kernel/Storage/StorageController.h
@@ -22,7 +22,6 @@ namespace Kernel {
 class AsyncBlockDeviceRequest;
 class StorageDevice;
 class StorageController : public RefCounted<StorageController> {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL
 
 public:
     virtual ~StorageController() = default;
diff --git a/Kernel/Storage/StorageManagement.h b/Kernel/Storage/StorageManagement.h
index 131d23b90bbc40fa0d308352be91f95207800e8f..2acf7ecaeb1a0c80ae92be61450b36fab2d2fa77 100644
--- a/Kernel/Storage/StorageManagement.h
+++ b/Kernel/Storage/StorageManagement.h
@@ -19,7 +19,6 @@ namespace Kernel {
 
 class PartitionTable;
 class StorageManagement {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL;
 
 public:
     StorageManagement();
diff --git a/Kernel/TTY/ConsoleManagement.h b/Kernel/TTY/ConsoleManagement.h
index e19febab588934c96c61d37c698b18bc6065b3f6..66afefa5420f9526f785ece8c0f59bafea222f63 100644
--- a/Kernel/TTY/ConsoleManagement.h
+++ b/Kernel/TTY/ConsoleManagement.h
@@ -14,7 +14,6 @@
 namespace Kernel {
 
 class ConsoleManagement {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL;
     friend class VirtualConsole;
 
 public:
diff --git a/Kernel/TTY/PTYMultiplexer.h b/Kernel/TTY/PTYMultiplexer.h
index 7b9b3ff150d66146a2d98b5e13e49b2818aa9b60..3a7ea9beb47572f451f90a56cfab7e03baebc0b4 100644
--- a/Kernel/TTY/PTYMultiplexer.h
+++ b/Kernel/TTY/PTYMultiplexer.h
@@ -15,7 +15,6 @@ namespace Kernel {
 class MasterPTY;
 
 class PTYMultiplexer final : public CharacterDevice {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL
 public:
     PTYMultiplexer();
     virtual ~PTYMultiplexer() override;
diff --git a/Kernel/TTY/VirtualConsole.h b/Kernel/TTY/VirtualConsole.h
index e7182157188471af2b5e6d72af0d573e3d3168c7..4cb4bf4c9053a4f099d7bdd57dffddbd4e9eb118 100644
--- a/Kernel/TTY/VirtualConsole.h
+++ b/Kernel/TTY/VirtualConsole.h
@@ -47,7 +47,6 @@ private:
 class VirtualConsole final : public TTY
     , public KeyboardClient
     , public VT::TerminalClient {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL
     friend class ConsoleManagement;
     friend class DeviceManagement;
     friend class ConsoleImpl;
diff --git a/Kernel/Time/TimeManagement.h b/Kernel/Time/TimeManagement.h
index 12cca4ef6112705e6f54a38b576da9ff2ebacae8..996dedbcdd1ac623dc970cd8c92016a03b1b5ca2 100644
--- a/Kernel/Time/TimeManagement.h
+++ b/Kernel/Time/TimeManagement.h
@@ -29,7 +29,6 @@ enum class TimePrecision {
 };
 
 class TimeManagement {
-    AK_MAKE_ETERNAL;
 
 public:
     TimeManagement();
diff --git a/Userland/Applications/SystemMonitor/MemoryStatsWidget.cpp b/Userland/Applications/SystemMonitor/MemoryStatsWidget.cpp
index e9df986b3c79289a52ddf8277e896a6fefa366c0..a197e1eadb7223581b289c33a03f3b565ff8376e 100644
--- a/Userland/Applications/SystemMonitor/MemoryStatsWidget.cpp
+++ b/Userland/Applications/SystemMonitor/MemoryStatsWidget.cpp
@@ -87,7 +87,6 @@ void MemoryStatsWidget::refresh()
     auto json_result = JsonValue::from_string(file_contents).release_value_but_fixme_should_propagate_errors();
     auto const& json = json_result.as_object();
 
-    [[maybe_unused]] u32 kmalloc_eternal_allocated = json.get("kmalloc_eternal_allocated").to_u32();
     u32 kmalloc_allocated = json.get("kmalloc_allocated").to_u32();
     u32 kmalloc_available = json.get("kmalloc_available").to_u32();
     u64 user_physical_allocated = json.get("user_physical_allocated").to_u64();