diff --git a/.github/workflows/lagom-template.yml b/.github/workflows/lagom-template.yml
index a0f4fec42df..0243b59006d 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/lagom-template.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/lagom-template.yml
@@ -123,7 +123,7 @@ jobs:
         run: |
           set -e
 
-          cmake --preset=CI -S Meta/Lagom -B ${{ github.workspace }}/Build/tools-build \
+          cmake --preset=Distribution_CI -S Meta/Lagom -B ${{ github.workspace }}/Build/tools-build \
             -DLAGOM_TOOLS_ONLY=ON \
             -DINSTALL_LAGOM_TOOLS=ON \
             -DCMAKE_INSTALL_PREFIX=${{ github.workspace }}/Build/tools-install \
diff --git a/CMakePresets.json b/CMakePresets.json
index b582a6866b3..26104bdb349 100644
--- a/CMakePresets.json
+++ b/CMakePresets.json
@@ -165,8 +165,10 @@
       "description": "Fuzzers build",
       "binaryDir": "${fileDir}/Build/fuzzers",
       "cacheVariables": {
+        "BUILD_SHARED_LIBS": "OFF",
         "CMAKE_BUILD_TYPE": "",
         "ENABLE_QT": "OFF",
+        "VCPKG_OVERLAY_TRIPLETS": "${fileDir}/Meta/CMake/vcpkg/distribution-triplets",
         "ENABLE_FUZZERS_LIBFUZZER": "ON",
         "ENABLE_ADDRESS_SANITIZER": "ON"
       }
diff --git a/Meta/CMake/vcpkg/debug-triplets/arm64-linux.cmake b/Meta/CMake/vcpkg/debug-triplets/arm64-linux-dynamic.cmake
similarity index 100%
rename from Meta/CMake/vcpkg/debug-triplets/arm64-linux.cmake
rename to Meta/CMake/vcpkg/debug-triplets/arm64-linux-dynamic.cmake
diff --git a/Meta/CMake/vcpkg/debug-triplets/arm64-osx.cmake b/Meta/CMake/vcpkg/debug-triplets/arm64-osx-dynamic.cmake
similarity index 100%
rename from Meta/CMake/vcpkg/debug-triplets/arm64-osx.cmake
rename to Meta/CMake/vcpkg/debug-triplets/arm64-osx-dynamic.cmake
diff --git a/Meta/CMake/vcpkg/debug-triplets/x64-linux.cmake b/Meta/CMake/vcpkg/debug-triplets/x64-linux-dynamic.cmake
similarity index 100%
rename from Meta/CMake/vcpkg/debug-triplets/x64-linux.cmake
rename to Meta/CMake/vcpkg/debug-triplets/x64-linux-dynamic.cmake
diff --git a/Meta/CMake/vcpkg/debug-triplets/x64-osx.cmake b/Meta/CMake/vcpkg/debug-triplets/x64-osx-dynamic.cmake
similarity index 100%
rename from Meta/CMake/vcpkg/debug-triplets/x64-osx.cmake
rename to Meta/CMake/vcpkg/debug-triplets/x64-osx-dynamic.cmake
diff --git a/Meta/CMake/vcpkg/generate_vcpkg_toolchain_variables.cmake b/Meta/CMake/vcpkg/generate_vcpkg_toolchain_variables.cmake
index a4c25bb9c56..99dce3beeb9 100644
--- a/Meta/CMake/vcpkg/generate_vcpkg_toolchain_variables.cmake
+++ b/Meta/CMake/vcpkg/generate_vcpkg_toolchain_variables.cmake
@@ -18,3 +18,54 @@ if (LINUX AND NOT LAGOM_USE_LINKER)
 endif()
 
 file(WRITE "${CMAKE_CURRENT_BINARY_DIR}/build-vcpkg-variables.cmake" "${EXTRA_VCPKG_VARIABLES}")
+
+# Munge the VCPKG_TRIPLET to correspond to the right one for our presets
+# Just make sure not to override if the developer is trying to cross-compile
+# or the developer set it manually, or if this is not the first run of CMake
+if (NOT DEFINED CACHE{VCPKG_TARGET_TRIPLET} AND NOT DEFINED VCPKG_CHAINLOAD_TOOLCHAIN_FILE)
+    # Only tweak settings if there's custom triplets defined
+    if (NOT DEFINED CACHE{VCPKG_OVERLAY_TRIPLETS})
+        return()
+    endif()
+
+    # And then, only tweak settings if the triplets are ours
+    if (NOT VCPKG_OVERLAY_TRIPLETS MATCHES "^${CMAKE_CURRENT_SOURCE_DIR}")
+        return()
+    endif()
+
+    set(arch "")
+    set(os "")
+
+    # The CMake way to do uname -{m,s} checks
+    cmake_host_system_information(RESULT os_platform QUERY OS_PLATFORM)
+    cmake_host_system_information(RESULT os_name QUERY OS_NAME)
+
+    if(os_platform MATCHES "^(x86_64|AMD64|amd64)$")
+      set(arch x64)
+    elseif(os_platform MATCHES "^(aarch64|arm64|ARM64)$")
+        set(arch arm64)
+    else()
+        message(FATAL_ERROR "Unable to automatically detect architecture for vcpkg, please set VCPKG_TARGET_TRIPLET manually")
+    endif()
+
+    if (os_name STREQUAL "Linux")
+        set(os linux)
+    elseif (os_name MATCHES "Darwin|macOS")
+        set(os osx)
+    else()
+        message(FATAL_ERROR "Unable to automatically detect os name for vcpkg, please set VCPKG_TARGET_TRIPLET manually")
+    endif()
+
+    set(full_triplet "${arch}-${os}")
+
+    # NOTE: This will break if we start putting a trailing / on the triplet paths :|
+    cmake_path(GET VCPKG_OVERLAY_TRIPLETS FILENAME triplet_path)
+    string(REPLACE "-triplets" "" triplet_path ${triplet_path})
+    string(TOLOWER ${triplet_path} triplet_path)
+    if (NOT triplet_path STREQUAL "distribution")
+        set(full_triplet "${full_triplet}-dynamic")
+    endif()
+
+    message(STATUS "Determined host VCPKG_TARGET_TRIPLET: ${full_triplet}")
+    set(VCPKG_TARGET_TRIPLET ${full_triplet} CACHE STRING "")
+endif()
diff --git a/Meta/CMake/vcpkg/release-triplets/arm64-linux.cmake b/Meta/CMake/vcpkg/release-triplets/arm64-linux-dynamic.cmake
similarity index 100%
rename from Meta/CMake/vcpkg/release-triplets/arm64-linux.cmake
rename to Meta/CMake/vcpkg/release-triplets/arm64-linux-dynamic.cmake
diff --git a/Meta/CMake/vcpkg/release-triplets/arm64-osx.cmake b/Meta/CMake/vcpkg/release-triplets/arm64-osx-dynamic.cmake
similarity index 100%
rename from Meta/CMake/vcpkg/release-triplets/arm64-osx.cmake
rename to Meta/CMake/vcpkg/release-triplets/arm64-osx-dynamic.cmake
diff --git a/Meta/CMake/vcpkg/release-triplets/x64-linux.cmake b/Meta/CMake/vcpkg/release-triplets/x64-linux-dynamic.cmake
similarity index 100%
rename from Meta/CMake/vcpkg/release-triplets/x64-linux.cmake
rename to Meta/CMake/vcpkg/release-triplets/x64-linux-dynamic.cmake
diff --git a/Meta/CMake/vcpkg/release-triplets/x64-osx.cmake b/Meta/CMake/vcpkg/release-triplets/x64-osx-dynamic.cmake
similarity index 100%
rename from Meta/CMake/vcpkg/release-triplets/x64-osx.cmake
rename to Meta/CMake/vcpkg/release-triplets/x64-osx-dynamic.cmake
diff --git a/Meta/CMake/vcpkg/sanitizer-triplets/arm64-linux.cmake b/Meta/CMake/vcpkg/sanitizer-triplets/arm64-linux-dynamic.cmake
similarity index 100%
rename from Meta/CMake/vcpkg/sanitizer-triplets/arm64-linux.cmake
rename to Meta/CMake/vcpkg/sanitizer-triplets/arm64-linux-dynamic.cmake
diff --git a/Meta/CMake/vcpkg/sanitizer-triplets/arm64-osx.cmake b/Meta/CMake/vcpkg/sanitizer-triplets/arm64-osx-dynamic.cmake
similarity index 100%
rename from Meta/CMake/vcpkg/sanitizer-triplets/arm64-osx.cmake
rename to Meta/CMake/vcpkg/sanitizer-triplets/arm64-osx-dynamic.cmake
diff --git a/Meta/CMake/vcpkg/sanitizer-triplets/x64-linux.cmake b/Meta/CMake/vcpkg/sanitizer-triplets/x64-linux-dynamic.cmake
similarity index 100%
rename from Meta/CMake/vcpkg/sanitizer-triplets/x64-linux.cmake
rename to Meta/CMake/vcpkg/sanitizer-triplets/x64-linux-dynamic.cmake
diff --git a/Meta/CMake/vcpkg/sanitizer-triplets/x64-osx.cmake b/Meta/CMake/vcpkg/sanitizer-triplets/x64-osx-dynamic.cmake
similarity index 100%
rename from Meta/CMake/vcpkg/sanitizer-triplets/x64-osx.cmake
rename to Meta/CMake/vcpkg/sanitizer-triplets/x64-osx-dynamic.cmake